|"Everyone knows that comedy |
is the lowest form of entertainment."
But knowing they'll laugh at everything means I need to be more selective in what I say. Case in point: we have the Optimum feature where caller ID appears on the TV screen. It's very handy and allows me to decrease the amount of movement I do on a daily basis. I was watching TV with my kids the other day (something educational, naturally) when an insurance agent called. I was waiting for this gentleman to call me with some quotes. Unfortunately his name is Arthur Weiner or, as it appeared on the TV screen, A. Weiner. So naturally, I said the first thing that popped into my head: "Hey look! A Weiner is calling us!"
I'll have to start saving my blue material for the later show.