|Speed trap moron. Fig. 1|
- Construction? Usually morons who wait to merge until he last second.
- The "Exit Only" lane? Morons who can't tell where the arrow is pointing.
- Speed trap? Morons who drive 80 mph and then slow to 55 when they see a cop.
- Accidents? Morons who just gotta get a good look.
I have a solution. What if emergency crews or highway patrol cops had some of these temporary walls with them? They could set them up around the crash and then there'd be nothing for us to see.
|For more decorative accident sites.|
Nah, it'll never happen.
So as you sally forth into your weekend, here are some random car accident images I pulled from Google Images. Look at them and then keep moving forward. There's really nothing to see here.
|Well, I'd stop for this. There's definitely something to see here.|