Who Am I Today?

Okay, you may notice that I have dropped the Gordon Simms name and went back to my real name. Or a nickname, anyway. In a true sign that I may be developing a split personality, I've decided to use this space for my usual wry commentary on the annoyances of suburban life and will use the Gordon Simms alias for my new Onion-style posts about current events and the world around us. You may be able to view Gordon Simms's stories on Buckley and Potfry's always hilarious blog, The Nose On Your Face. Or you may be able to view them at an address to be announced later. Or maybe both. I can't decide right now. I have to go to the bathroom.